Remembering TCPaul, 2016-2019

I'd tell you guys chemistry joke but I know that since I'm dealing with liberal artists here...

I wouldn't get a reaction. greenday7505/15/19
Bunch of noble gassers on this board bangbus05/15/19
Two hydrogens walk out of a bar and one says, 'Hey, wait, I wutwutwut05/15/19
A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a drink?" greenday7505/15/19
Teacher asks teen student what you get by reacting oxygen an wutwutwut05/15/19
Q: Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover? A: When he got the bangbus05/15/19
Why don't polar bears dissolve when they get in the water? wutwutwut05/15/19
Is it because of all the glyphosate in the coca cola they dr bangbus05/15/19
greenday75 (May 15, 2019 - 5:23 pm)

I wouldn't get a reaction.

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bangbus (May 15, 2019 - 5:26 pm)

Bunch of noble gassers on this board

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wutwutwut (May 15, 2019 - 5:26 pm)

Two hydrogens walk out of a bar and one says, 'Hey, wait, I think I left my electron in there."

The other one says, "Are you sure?"

The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive".

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greenday75 (May 15, 2019 - 5:27 pm)

A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a drink?" The bartender says, "for you? No charge."

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wutwutwut (May 15, 2019 - 5:32 pm)

Teacher asks teen student what you get by reacting oxygen and magnesium.

"OMG, I'm not sure."

Teacher says, "No, there would be TWO oxygens".

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bangbus (May 15, 2019 - 5:32 pm)

Q: Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?
A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum

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wutwutwut (May 15, 2019 - 5:36 pm)

Why don't polar bears dissolve when they get in the water?

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bangbus (May 15, 2019 - 5:37 pm)

Is it because of all the glyphosate in the coca cola they drink

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