Remembering TCPaul, 2016-2019

I wonder what county jail is like

He went in yesterday for 6 days. I've been to that jail many dopesmokeresquire04/14/19
They got TVs and shyt. If he’s a scumbag he ll be fine. If fuckyouracists04/14/19
I have a close acquaintance whose brother is an chronically dopesmokeresquire04/14/19
Dude. That’s the white trash scourge right there. Heard th fuckyouracists04/14/19
I see JDDT ending up in one of 2 ways: he will get sober and dopesmokeresquire04/14/19
Jfc. Hope it’s option A. Up to him tho. fuckyouracists04/14/19
What about watching out for getting raped up the ass? schopenhauerx9904/14/19
I thinks that more of a state prison thing. dopesmokeresquire04/14/19
hope he doesn't feel too comfortable. it can be like detenti whiteguyinchina04/14/19
Yep. Would not be surprised if there was some of this, b dopesmokeresquire04/14/19
Ask macumina- he knows all about spending time in jail. cherrypie04/14/19
https://www.foxnews.com/health/forc ing-a-smile-at-work-linke gazoo04/14/19
Credited. Which is why when i move south of Rte 13, I'm dopesmokeresquire04/14/19
PASS ON THIS MESSAGE FOR ME: JDDT, GET YOURSELF AN ORANGE lucapacioli04/14/19
Luca, you're scaring me. cocksman04/15/19
I’d be afraid to drop the soap next to him. severian204/14/19
but you'd still do it shouldalearnedmath04/15/19
You gonna just walk away from ten inches? phosita04/15/19
i thought it was 8.25 and now sub-8 because alcohol shrinks severian204/15/19
It might be back to its former glory since he can't drink in dopesmokeresquire04/15/19
Jail is a good place to improve your card game. taxamnesty04/15/19
I'm sure no county is fun, but Podunk Michigan county vs. Ri flawed04/15/19



dopesmokeresquire (Apr 14, 2019 - 3:22 pm)

He went in yesterday for 6 days. I've been to that jail many times to visit clients. Smells like dirty laundry and mostly ugly and lots of brown concrete. Maybe they parked him the new addition instead the old, dingy part. He did mention that he was going be in "segregation" due to his former occupation.

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fuckyouracists (Apr 14, 2019 - 3:24 pm)

They got TVs and shyt. If he’s a scumbag he ll be fine. If he’s a loser, he ll be wearing a dress. Just joking. Join a gang or something if worse comes to worse.



Most importantly tho Thrones is on tonight. Can worry about it in the morrow.

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dopesmokeresquire (Apr 14, 2019 - 3:29 pm)

I have a close acquaintance whose brother is an chronically homeless methhead/alcoholic. He has done jail and a 2 yr stint in prison. He admitted to her that he like being imprisoned: his 3 hots and a cot were provided, no responsibility, and he could just do nothing. He also likes being homeless because he can drink and drug and nobody cares and no one is around to make it hard for him.

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fuckyouracists (Apr 14, 2019 - 5:21 pm)

Dude. That’s the white trash scourge right there. Heard that one on many a sad occasion.

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dopesmokeresquire (Apr 14, 2019 - 5:31 pm)

I see JDDT ending up in one of 2 ways: he will get sober and get himself together.

Or he will end up on the disability/VA teat for "depression' and "bipolar", keep drinking, keep his downhill health slide, live with his put-upon parents until they die, or he dies. I actually know of someone who did that. He was a drunk loser computer programmer, enabling parents. Parents die, he gets the house. he keeps drinking. he dies, and no one knows until 2 weeks later when the neighbors complained about the smell (it was summer).

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fuckyouracists (Apr 14, 2019 - 5:33 pm)

Jfc. Hope it’s option A. Up to him tho.

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schopenhauerx99 (Apr 14, 2019 - 5:37 pm)

What about watching out for getting raped up the ass?

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dopesmokeresquire (Apr 14, 2019 - 5:38 pm)

I thinks that more of a state prison thing.

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whiteguyinchina (Apr 14, 2019 - 3:24 pm)

hope he doesn't feel too comfortable. it can be like detention with all your other loser buddies.

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dopesmokeresquire (Apr 14, 2019 - 3:30 pm)

Yep.

Would not be surprised if there was some of this, but more like, enjoying the isolation and not having to choose NOT to drink. In jail, the choice is made for you.

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cherrypie (Apr 14, 2019 - 4:01 pm)

Ask macumina- he knows all about spending time in jail.

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gazoo (Apr 14, 2019 - 4:03 pm)

https://www.foxnews.com/health/forcing-a-smile-at-work-linked-to-drinking-report

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dopesmokeresquire (Apr 14, 2019 - 4:12 pm)

Credited.

Which is why when i move south of Rte 13, I'm gonna go full curmudgeon. I'll only smile at my turkeys.

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lucapacioli (Apr 14, 2019 - 4:25 pm)

PASS ON THIS MESSAGE FOR ME:

JDDT, GET YOURSELF AN ORANGE AND SOME TOOTHPASTE. TAKE A PIECE OF ORANGE PEEL, COVER IT WITH TOOTHPASTE, AND LET IT ROT FOR A COUPLE DAYS. EAT THE ORANGE PEEL AND TRIP BALLS.

LUCA OUT

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cocksman (Apr 15, 2019 - 11:27 am)

Luca, you're scaring me.

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severian2 (Apr 14, 2019 - 5:58 pm)

I’d be afraid to drop the soap next to him.

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shouldalearnedmath (Apr 15, 2019 - 8:05 am)

but you'd still do it

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phosita (Apr 15, 2019 - 9:37 am)

You gonna just walk away from ten inches?

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severian2 (Apr 15, 2019 - 11:39 am)

i thought it was 8.25 and now sub-8 because alcohol shrinks your dick or something.

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dopesmokeresquire (Apr 15, 2019 - 12:39 pm)

It might be back to its former glory since he can't drink in jail and he was sober about a week before he went in.

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taxamnesty (Apr 15, 2019 - 11:44 am)

Jail is a good place to improve your card game.

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flawed (Apr 15, 2019 - 12:42 pm)

I'm sure no county is fun, but Podunk Michigan county vs. Rikers or LA county is probably night and day.

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