Remembering TCPaul, 2016-2019

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So the Argentine consulate in Cancun just called me. My kind shithead04/13/19
A perfect alignment (for her) cavebae04/13/19
So Mexico has immigration laws, and enforces them. What a co sexbro04/13/19
Yeah, they are criminal offenses here. I'm pretty close to a shithead04/13/19
Sounds racist. severian204/13/19
how many pesos in an envelope are you bringing to align that whiteguyinchina04/13/19
Initially, I have 2000 pesos ready to palm. shithead04/13/19
will your American lawyer whitness work for you or against y whiteguyinchina04/13/19
2000 pesos? Ja ja ja. cocksman04/14/19
... kenco04/13/19
if you have money, I have a friend in Mexico City who's a ve dingbat04/13/19
If you're serious, contact me. You probably know who I am. shithead04/13/19
shithead (Apr 13, 2019 - 10:16 pm)

So the Argentine consulate in Cancun just called me. My kind-of girlfriend got nicked trying to fly back to Mexico from Cuba, where she's been for the past week. She's so illegal here, I can't believe she dared to leave the country. The Mexicans gave her a phone call to her embassy, she referred them to me, and here I am. I'm not licensed in Mexico, but I think they'll let me fix problems. So, because I like her, I'm on my way to figure sChit out with Mexican immigration detention at CUN, hopefully spring her without getting her deported back to Argentina.

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cavebae (Apr 13, 2019 - 10:21 pm)

A perfect alignment (for her)

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sexbro (Apr 13, 2019 - 10:22 pm)

So Mexico has immigration laws, and enforces them. What a concept.

Good luck.

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shithead (Apr 13, 2019 - 10:24 pm)

Yeah, they are criminal offenses here. I'm pretty close to afoul of them again myself.

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severian2 (Apr 13, 2019 - 10:25 pm)

Sounds racist.

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whiteguyinchina (Apr 13, 2019 - 10:24 pm)

how many pesos in an envelope are you bringing to align that perfect alignment?

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shithead (Apr 13, 2019 - 10:26 pm)

Initially, I have 2000 pesos ready to palm.

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whiteguyinchina (Apr 13, 2019 - 10:50 pm)

will your American lawyer whitness work for you or against you? curious.

cause it could go either way I figure.

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cocksman (Apr 14, 2019 - 1:03 am)

2000 pesos? Ja ja ja.

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kenco (Apr 13, 2019 - 10:39 pm)

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dingbat (Apr 13, 2019 - 11:06 pm)

if you have money, I have a friend in Mexico City who's a very good immigration attorney

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shithead (Apr 13, 2019 - 11:22 pm)

If you're serious, contact me. You probably know who I am.

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