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ITHT: THEBizzy™️™️™️ Gives the Newly Single DSE Dating Advice

It has been a long time coming, DSE. Now at this defining mo cavebae03/14/19
Pathetic and laughable post. How many .1s did you bill to Da vohod03/14/19
Bizzy wrote it and asked for a cross post. How's the hardwa cavebae03/14/19
Wind’s howlin’ on the crow river. Waiting on more sand b vohod03/14/19
I thought she already lowered her standards for jddt bangbus03/14/19
Btw, did we really need all that text for advice that can bo bangbus03/14/19
He writes a book chapter for what can be said in three sente gladigotaphdinstead03/14/19
He's like a dumber and more annoying wearyattorney. midlaw03/14/19
Jaja que chingon este guey 😂 isthisit03/14/19
Sheet post. Sheet poster. bigwags03/14/19
bigf-gs ™™™ cavebae03/14/19
Has he taken the LSAT yet? severian203/14/19
none of your concern. next. cavebae03/14/19
Has he moved out of his parents’ basement? severian203/14/19
Does BigWags weigh less than your entire family? fuckyouracists03/14/19
Post-surgery I’m down to 133, so probably not. I think severian203/14/19
Haha no bigwags03/14/19
Im not single, so that autistic word vomit wasnt necessary. dopesmokeresquire03/14/19
de jure not single, de facto ready to mingle tho triplesix03/14/19
Nope. dopesmokeresquire03/14/19
me either triplesix03/14/19
If they ever crossed paths, DSE would have bizzysh!t's sever dieter03/14/19
Lot of words that does nothing except highlight bizzy's own thirdtierlaw03/14/19



cavebae (Mar 14, 2019 - 1:09 pm)

It has been a long time coming, DSE. Now at this defining moment in history, you shall find out on a personal level the stuff I say about dating to be true.

As a 40+ woman with kids, you have (3) options in your dating life.

They are as follows:

(1) Be celibate and not date at all. (2) Continuously get pumped and dumped by an endless number of men, who are out of your league. (3) Or, “lower your standards” and actually date a man in your league.

First and foremost, based on the pics I have seen of you, I rate you to be somewhere in the 6.5-6.75 range. You obviously aren’t a 8+ (which is ultra rare for a woman your age— if you think yourself to be this hot— don’t delude yourself). In your prime, you were likely a 7.25ish-7.5 (max 7.5– and certainly not an 8+).

Your best bet as a newly single woman is to hit the gym and lose a few pounds. Your hypocrisy of me being chunky is/was laughable, considering you probably haven’t worked out more than 5 times this entire year and are very likely to be overweight yourself. Now that I am skinnier and fit I can say with confidence I am in better shape than you.

Now then, back to your options.

(1) Be celibate.

If you choose this option, it will likely be because you will get tired of being pumped and dumped by countless men better than yourself. In other words, you will tire of chasing men out of your league and them not committing to you in the form of a serious relationship. Rather than date in your league, you will likely prefer to remain single because you have Daddy’s money and don’t need to leech off a man financially.

There is about a 20-30% chance you will ultimately choose this option once everything is set and done.

(2) Get pumped and dumped by an endless supply of men out of your league.

In the coming year, you will very, very likely fall into this trap. You will continuously reject men in your league to date/sleep with men that are out of your league. In other words, you will reject men in the 6.25-7.25ish range, and just accept dates from men that are 7.5+’s.

Obviously (or not so obviously to you and 95 percent of women), these men will be lowering their standards to get easy sex from you. While you will overwhelmingly actually seriously want to date these men because they are better than yourself. But you likely won’t ever add 2 + 2 together (or only will do so because I taught you so well) as to why a dozen+ men that sleep with you never or rarely try to get in a relationship with you. It is because the reasons I just said. 95 percent of men will lower their standards for easy sex (because it is so much harder for us to get it), but we will rarely do so in terms of a relationship.

There is a 60% chance you will continuously do this in the coming year until you get tired of getting pumped and dumped by an endless parade of men that are out of your league.

(3) “Lower Your Standards” and actually date in your league.

The vast majority of women would rather eat dirt than choose this option. Like I have said before, the vast majority of women only seek to date men at or above their level in terms of status, looks, money or otherwise. You aren’t any different in this regard. Contrary to what you might believe, your ex WAS better than you in this regard due to him not bringing any kids into the relationship.

You will only begrudgingly do this option if you are very needy and can’t be alone. But it will only happen after 2-3 years of getting pumped and dumped by men out of your league.

There’s a 10-20% you will choose this option.

What say you, DSE?

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vohod (Mar 14, 2019 - 1:28 pm)

Pathetic and laughable post. How many .1s did you bill to Daddy’s clients while writing this up?


Get a real job, Boston Slug.

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cavebae (Mar 14, 2019 - 1:45 pm)

Bizzy wrote it and asked for a cross post. How's the hardware store?

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vohod (Mar 14, 2019 - 1:59 pm)

Wind’s howlin’ on the crow river. Waiting on more sand bags

I am in the store next week unless water level keeps up. No days off till next Wednesday.

A man’s work must be done.

If Bizzy told you to bang a post-op tran, would you? JV psyche out stuff with you.

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bangbus (Mar 14, 2019 - 4:12 pm)

I thought she already lowered her standards for jddt

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bangbus (Mar 14, 2019 - 4:15 pm)

Btw, did we really need all that text for advice that can boiled down as follows:

DSE should either, be celibate, bang randos, or date a loser?

Am I missing something?

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gladigotaphdinstead (Mar 14, 2019 - 7:37 pm)

He writes a book chapter for what can be said in three sentences or less. It’s the story of his life. Every post he ever made was like this.

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midlaw (Mar 14, 2019 - 8:18 pm)

He's like a dumber and more annoying wearyattorney.

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isthisit (Mar 14, 2019 - 4:16 pm)

Jaja que chingon este guey 😂

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bigwags (Mar 14, 2019 - 6:08 pm)

Sheet post. Sheet poster.

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cavebae (Mar 14, 2019 - 6:09 pm)

bigf-gs ™™™

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severian2 (Mar 14, 2019 - 6:14 pm)

Has he taken the LSAT yet?

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cavebae (Mar 14, 2019 - 6:17 pm)

none of your concern. next.

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severian2 (Mar 14, 2019 - 6:29 pm)

Has he moved out of his parents’ basement?

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fuckyouracists (Mar 14, 2019 - 6:30 pm)

Does BigWags weigh less than your entire family?

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severian2 (Mar 14, 2019 - 6:32 pm)

Post-surgery I’m down to 133, so probably not. I think my family weighs around 290-300.

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bigwags (Mar 14, 2019 - 6:33 pm)

Haha no

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dopesmokeresquire (Mar 14, 2019 - 6:42 pm)

Im not single, so that autistic word vomit wasnt necessary.

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triplesix (Mar 14, 2019 - 8:21 pm)

de jure not single, de facto ready to mingle tho

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dopesmokeresquire (Mar 14, 2019 - 8:22 pm)

Nope.

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triplesix (Mar 14, 2019 - 8:26 pm)

me either

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dieter (Mar 14, 2019 - 6:42 pm)

If they ever crossed paths, DSE would have bizzysh!t's severed balls in her handbag within seconds.

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thirdtierlaw (Mar 14, 2019 - 7:24 pm)

Lot of words that does nothing except highlight bizzy's own failings in picking up women.

Having sex with people in your league is easy. What bizzymosquito always failed to realize is that if you bang 100 different women in the 4-6 range, that isn't you slumming for easy lays, that is your league.

Does it happen that guys will occasionally bang a girl that they'd never seriously date due to her looks, sure. But when it becomes a routine because "it's too hard to bang girls in my league," then it is time for some serious reflection.

Over under on bizzy not taking the LSAT because "they changed the test questions 5 years ago and the results would come out too late to be competitive for T14 school enrollment for the fall"?

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