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First post surgery shit.

Really wasn’t bad at all. I just wanted to keep you guy severian203/10/19
Thanks man i was curious. Mine was also a Wednesday surgery upperdecker03/10/19
My surgery was Thursday so it looks like I’m ahead of sche severian203/10/19
Length of feces? upperdecker03/10/19
I didn’t measure. Just had a chocolate covered strawberr severian203/10/19
Youll more likely than not feel vicious rapid onset stomach upperdecker03/10/19
What kind of surgery? cocksman03/10/19
Gallbladder removal. severian203/10/19
Are Joey/Josephine ok also? gazoo03/10/19
I’m assuming you’re asking UD. severian203/10/19
Haha. gazoo03/12/19
Been nice knowin’ ya A cholecystectomy risk of compli exnite03/10/19
This is a cancer fora. I’m sure he will survive this. cavebae03/10/19
Second one was no big deal. severian203/12/19
Have you heard (((your wife))) fart yet? Didn't you once cla upperdecker03/13/19
A couple times. Third one this morning was wonderful. C severian203/13/19
wtf dude, you're telling me in over a decade, you only heard upperdecker03/13/19
I haven't heard her fart in months. I was referring to my severian203/13/19
oh ok i see the mixup here. Mazel tov on dump # 3. Anyway upperdecker03/13/19
Maybe more than twice but not many. She's weird about it. severian203/13/19
Definitely do it. Have her wear a hijab and hold a qu'uran d upperdecker03/13/19
That's definitely not how it would go down. I'm picturin severian203/13/19
I had some green stool today. cavebae03/13/19
Sounds normal for a Boston mick a few days before St. Patty' upperdecker03/13/19
Wow. Just had to take a dump almost immediately after eati severian203/13/19



severian2 (Mar 10, 2019 - 8:34 am)

Really wasn’t bad at all. I just wanted to keep you guys in the loop.

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upperdecker (Mar 10, 2019 - 8:40 am)

Thanks man i was curious. Mine was also a Wednesday surgery and a huge but normal Sunday dump.

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severian2 (Mar 10, 2019 - 9:17 am)

My surgery was Thursday so it looks like I’m ahead of schedule!

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upperdecker (Mar 10, 2019 - 2:26 pm)

Length of feces?

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severian2 (Mar 10, 2019 - 2:27 pm)

I didn’t measure. Just had a chocolate covered strawberry and I feel alright.

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upperdecker (Mar 10, 2019 - 2:31 pm)

Youll more likely than not feel vicious rapid onset stomach diarrhealike pain a half hour after your next high fat meal, but it passes pretty quickly. You might also get pain after coffee. In the begininng i noticed if i had a lot of fat at once (like 15 to 20 grams) it would be bad. After a few months minimal issues.

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cocksman (Mar 10, 2019 - 3:16 pm)

What kind of surgery?

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severian2 (Mar 10, 2019 - 3:21 pm)

Gallbladder removal.

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gazoo (Mar 10, 2019 - 3:18 pm)

Are Joey/Josephine ok also?

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severian2 (Mar 10, 2019 - 3:21 pm)

I’m assuming you’re asking UD.

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gazoo (Mar 12, 2019 - 10:43 am)

Haha.

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exnite (Mar 10, 2019 - 3:36 pm)

Been nice knowin’ ya


A cholecystectomy risk of complications includes:

Bile leak
Bleeding
Blood clots
*****Heart attacks *****
Infection
Injury to nearby structures, such as the bile duct, liver and small intestine
Pancreatitis
Pneumonia

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cavebae (Mar 10, 2019 - 4:09 pm)

This is a cancer fora. I’m sure he will survive this.

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severian2 (Mar 12, 2019 - 7:19 am)

Second one was no big deal.

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upperdecker (Mar 13, 2019 - 1:16 pm)

Have you heard (((your wife))) fart yet? Didn't you once claim to have known her 10+ years without her passing gas? She's doing major damage to her colon by holding it in.

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severian2 (Mar 13, 2019 - 1:16 pm)

A couple times.

Third one this morning was wonderful. Colace is a miracle drug.

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upperdecker (Mar 13, 2019 - 1:23 pm)

wtf dude, you're telling me in over a decade, you only heard flatulence three times, and that of all times for me to pose this question, it happened mere hours after the third time? Describe sound and odor. TYIA.

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severian2 (Mar 13, 2019 - 1:29 pm)

I haven't heard her fart in months. I was referring to my third post surgery dump.

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upperdecker (Mar 13, 2019 - 1:31 pm)

oh ok i see the mixup here. Mazel tov on dump # 3.

Anyway, twice in 10 years?? Is she like perpetually holding them in? have you guys had anal yet?

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severian2 (Mar 13, 2019 - 1:33 pm)

Maybe more than twice but not many. She's weird about it. No anal. Maybe I'll give it a shot in Israel.

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upperdecker (Mar 13, 2019 - 1:35 pm)

Definitely do it. Have her wear a hijab and hold a qu'uran during the act for maximum effect.

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severian2 (Mar 13, 2019 - 1:36 pm)

That's definitely not how it would go down. I'm picturing a lot of alcohol and begging.

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cavebae (Mar 13, 2019 - 1:32 pm)

I had some green stool today.

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upperdecker (Mar 13, 2019 - 1:40 pm)

Sounds normal for a Boston mick a few days before St. Patty's day.

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severian2 (Mar 13, 2019 - 7:11 pm)

Wow. Just had to take a dump almost immediately after eating. I heard that’s a really common side effect. Does it go away?

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