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you know what gets me hot and bothered?

So I'm sitting in court daydreaming and I realized what woul severian201/25/11
Wouldn't the card on the windshield then just be towed to th therewillbeblood01/25/11
My number is etched into his memory and is the only thing he severian201/25/11
you have whacked daydreams for a guy who stands to inherit a Diplolaw01/25/11
I have siblings. severian201/25/11
in that case, I'd be daydreaming of THEM being involved in c Diplolaw01/25/11
30 to 40 million? the max coverage a semi truck has to have mississippilawyer01/25/11
Obviously my scenario includes a huge policy with excess cov severian201/25/11
you're late to the party. Severian2 is a future trust fund Diplolaw01/25/11
think of me as billy madison. the only difference is instead severian201/25/11
Wildly inaccurate lolwutjobs07/04/17
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z23f ZSa-QY4 ( Nods to ODR johndoeee01/25/11
bump moisture207/04/17
Hahahahaha vohod07/04/17
And now Severian holds the position of Favored Son 2 in his isthisit07/04/17
severian2 (Jan 25, 2011 - 10:45 am)

So I'm sitting in court daydreaming and I realized what would completely change my life. I need a corporate executive making $400k a year to get into a horrific accident. A trucking accident preferably. Miraculously my card flutters onto his windshield as he waits for the jaws of life to pry him loose. Trimalleolar ankle fractures, bilateral elbow dislocations, skull fractures, surgeries galore and traumatic brain injuries. Huge special damages. God I love personal injury.

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therewillbeblood (Jan 25, 2011 - 10:55 am)

Wouldn't the card on the windshield then just be towed to the junkyard with the rest of his car, while he goes to the hospital?

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severian2 (Jan 25, 2011 - 10:58 am)

My number is etched into his memory and is the only thing he remembers when he wakes from his coma.

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Diplolaw (Jan 25, 2011 - 11:03 am)

you have whacked daydreams for a guy who stands to inherit a hundred million dollars.

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severian2 (Jan 25, 2011 - 11:04 am)

I have siblings.

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Diplolaw (Jan 25, 2011 - 11:07 am)

in that case, I'd be daydreaming of THEM being involved in car wrecks. ;>)

Anyway, how many are there? You should still stand to clear 30, 40 mil? I'd be having vastly different daydreams is all I'm saying. And they would all feature Tia Tanaka.

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mississippilawyer (Jan 25, 2011 - 11:15 am)

30 to 40 million? the max coverage a semi truck has to have is $1million

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severian2 (Jan 25, 2011 - 11:18 am)

Obviously my scenario includes a huge policy with excess coverage. Clear liability too. Trucker falls asleep and crosses median into opposite lanes of traffic or something like that.

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Diplolaw (Jan 25, 2011 - 11:18 am)

you're late to the party. Severian2 is a future trust fund baby. Stands to inherit the family business. Needs to get the siblings out of the picture, though.

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severian2 (Jan 25, 2011 - 1:48 pm)

think of me as billy madison. the only difference is instead of hanging out by the pool, getting shitfaced and chasing imaginary penguins, i chase ambulances.

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lolwutjobs (Jul 4, 2017 - 4:44 pm)

Wildly inaccurate

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johndoeee (Jan 25, 2011 - 1:37 pm)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z23fZSa-QY4

( Nods to ODR )

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moisture2 (Jul 4, 2017 - 3:17 pm)

bump

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vohod (Jul 4, 2017 - 3:24 pm)

Hahahahaha

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isthisit (Jul 4, 2017 - 6:43 pm)

And now Severian holds the position of Favored Son 2 in his father's company and golfs all day. Not to mention his arranged Jewish wedding 👍.

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